As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
im six kinds of drunk right now
i wanted a birthday blowjob. not a birthday VD.
i've never been more proud of someone than i was when he told me he got his first blowjob at age 13...from two chicks
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
I haven't seen her in ages, how is she?
Well I woke up next to her this morning so I guess I would say she could be doing better
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
We need a bunch of roses, some chocolate, 2 cops, a mariachi band, and a thermometer
She apologized again the next day. I said it was pee under the bridge
come pick your gf up from my house. she's sitting in the fridge and hissing at the cat to let her eat the potatoes. btw i dont have a cat
What! I said that you would fall in love? See I know better. Dark liquor makes me think everything is a dream. I barely remember saying that
I'm, like, this 🤏🏼 close to buying crocs
And you're also 🤏🏼 to never putting your dick inside me again
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