dude, despite what happened last night, I'm not gay
I am tired of kissing girls with mustaches.
you were licking his little sister's watercolors and trying to paint with your tongue.
You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
I don't remember you taking the condom off last night. Did you just walk home in it ?
she smells like cat throw up and cupcakes. i'm trying to focus on the cupcakes but it's really. hard.
After giving a back rub to someone in the bathroom of the theater, he ripped an "employees must wash hands" sign off the wall to prove that he could and proceeded to hang it up in his house.
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
We were so sore from having sex that we decided to fix it with more sex. It's the hair of the dog for sex hangover.
Dilemma. I'm out of wine and I can't put on clothes to go to the liquor store bc I just got spray tanned. If this isnt white girl problems I don't know what is.
I was grinding with girl while I was eating french fries, and she turned around to hook up with me. She ate my fries.
Randomize
