I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
You said your legs stopped working and then pulled yourself around the floor with your hands.
That explains the wood chips stuck in my nipples.
I need a therapist, but moreover we are going to be really drunk.
My day may involve a drug pinata. I LOVE MY LIFE.
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
Told my brother the truth how I meet her...I grabbed the first thing I could when the cops came. 10 months later we are engaged.
Was banging my ex last night when his roommate walked in... We kept going. #goaheadandwatch
We're going to get naked and build a fort instead. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
Your boyfriend being in jail is really helping my social life! #GotASingleDrinkingBuddyAgain
The last time I was on vacation the pandemic blew up. Can't wait to see how my vacation fucks up the world this time.
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