just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
she said we were using the spray butter as air freshener
Bren left me with a lovely parting gift. Newfouund alcoholism. I'm on the kitchen floor, hugging a bottle of vodka. It's my only friend now.
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
Remember when I referred to my box of wine as my briefcase and made all of those stupid jokes about working overtime? Thanks for ignoring my cry for help.
I asked him how his night was and he sent me a picture of a bottle of Ciroc with a bendy straw...
You slammed your face into the toilet and declared you were moving your bed into the bathroom in the morning. Also, you insisted on crawling everywhere because feet are "overrated."
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
I just want to have sex that doesn't end like a B-rated horror movie.
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
I wish I could take a screenshot of how things literally look from my eyeballs right now
I met a guy last night who bought me a book on Amazon at the bar and then we had sex. Boners for books is a thing. Boom.
My mom just came upstairs handed me an Adderall and asked if I could help her wash the ceilings
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
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