1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
At what point last night did I start ordering doubles?
Right after we had the just friends talk..
I just snuked. Sneezed and puked
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
Highlight of my weekend: having my card suspended due to "suspicious charges" and standing in line at the gas station yelling at customer service on the phone that I really did go to 4 different strip clubs in one night
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
Just called the consul general of France "dude"
Sunrise bitch. You owe me waffles
You peed on someones bathroom floor while saying people are rude for not flushing
Just ate a gummy bear I found in my sheets. So yeah, 2013 is SO gonna be my year.
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
I went to the obgyn with chipped nail polish.. Somewhere Beyonce was looking down, shaking her head, whispering "Not fierce."
I told my manager that I would be coming in to work either high from edibles on purpose or tripping on acid by accident so he knows to check my work tomorrow.
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