You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
You were running around the house with a purple crayon asking people to call you harold..
the brownie started to kick in before i finished the essay... it became a race against my own increasing intoxication
He just went up to bed, still drunk from last night, carrying a pear, a pipe, and an unopened bottle of wine. I think he'll be fine.
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
Need your help. Dad's drunk and trying to build a still in the basement.
NM he's asleep in a pile of towels. They need to ease people back into Hockey Night in Canada.
Sometimes a girl needs 4 shots of whiskey in her diet coke at 5 in the afternoon and i feel no shame in admitting that girl is me
Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
11% beer and firearms, what could possibly go wrong?
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
there's fucking coffee grinds packed all inside my pipe. what did i do
Never go to your parents' super bowl party. I learned, in great detail, "Why Aunt Trisha is a hoe" Not enough beer on the eastern seaboard.
I'm gonna ask his dad. Weed trumps broken heart any day.
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
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