I am at a 420 party and i just told a girl "hey, less not getting donuts, more getting donuts"(1-855): and did she get any doughnuts?
No. I am devastated
i was unaware that anal sex sometimes ends with shit on the bed.
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
U were yelling that I wasn't generous or supportive. Then you kneeled and said this weird prayer about the windows and doors of your life.
I'm going to fuck every single member of the men's olympic swimming team and no one is going to stop me
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
Well Apparently I went to piss out my window last night, woulda been ok if I opened the window or the blinds.
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
40 year old guy made out with me last night while I had French fries in my mouth
I have vodka and 50 pizza rolls best spring break ever
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
I just woke up and I don't really remember anything past 1pm. How much am I missing?
A good 10-11 hours. You got laid twice. Also, you out-ran a cop and played football with a lamp.
the yoga instructor with the "dirt" and "roots" tattoos is seriously mother nature. i get my period after ever session i have with her. i'm trippin' balls over it.
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
Randomize
