he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
Don't be offended. I can't even stand sleeping next to my dildo after I'm done, let alone a whole person.
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
I'm treating myself to a " uve slept with yet another mr. Wrong" breakfast
Nicee. Atleast your phone doesn't change pen in to PENISsSSSSSSS like mine does
Wtf are freshmen gonna think when the first thing they see in a pale 6'4 white kid with a mustache yelling ya man and we be liming in a Trinidadian accent
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
I'd cum for enchiladas.
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
It's like I'm getting a welcome home parade with sex!
It will be the shitshow of all shitshows.
So I sniffed too hard this morning before work and I THINK THE COCAINE JUST STARTED ROUND 2.
I feel like I should send her I'm sorry I've been fucking your boyfriend flowers.
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