dude i woke up to 20 missed calls from you, 3 from a blocked number and had 13 voicemails that all said "send me a picture of your tits."
so im guessing thats a no.....
May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
She just face-timed her mom and had her watch all of us toast to her grandmas tits..
Tell me you didn't really piss in the hookah.
doing an easter egg hunt in a liquor store right now. i feel so adult
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
I remember saying your puke looked like a jellyfish and you got very offended.
dude, i just accidentally flashed your mom. BIG TIME.
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
I saw a penis covered in glitter tonight.
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
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