Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
I just saw fred flintstone in my fruity pebbles!
what drugs are you on?
none, cept for the pain medication i got prescribed by the doc: it said 2 pills every 3 hours, but I took 6 cuz i'll be away from home later
My family just suggested tequila shots. I had Vietnam style flashbacks.
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
He was dressed as ron burgundy and his pickup line was "dont worry, i wont make you jump in a bear pit."
I. Put. Them. Back. We are NOT making a habit of jail visits.
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
Bro if you don't text me back I'm gonna send you a picture of my nut sack every ten seconds for the rest of the night. I'm home alone with nothing to do. Don't push me.
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
He turned on read receipts specifically so i'd know he was ignoring me.
Nothing says "sober up, you whore" quite like an early morning PAP smear.
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