No. I broke it. Note to self, never take a shower with your phone in your pocket.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
He called my vagina a rainforest. This is coming from a guy whose pubes are longer than his dick.
I'm sweating so much right now i look like Whitney Houston
It's times where you wake up in the hospital after trying to road surf that you wonder what you're doing in life.
guys with girlfriends don't have a leg to stand on when they get mad at you for fucking other guys
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
Is "You've never made me cum." an acceptable breakup line?
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
I flushed a potato down the toilet so now we have to live in a hotel.
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