Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
I just beer bonged a sparks. You better get your ass over here because no one is on my level yet
I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
Two hours into move in day and the ambulance is here already.
So apparently after he gets hammered, falls down a set of stairs and gets a concussion, he can still come home and find a way to play his guitar solo bullshit as loud as possible while i seduce my date...
we aren't going to have kids. there's a 50% chance that they would look like him. not worth the risk
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
Halfway through she said I was exactly like she imagined. So many things have been stroked this night.
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
I successfully cockblocked 5 people in one night. I wasnt getting any, why should they.
Yeah, let's go with that. Fuck that weak moment of complete honesty I just had.
It's less than a hour into 2020 and I already want to punch some people in the face
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