Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
Best news of the day: the hot chick at the funeral was NOT related to me... Thank god
Whatever. We're stealing a penguin. Your not allowed near him... You did this to yourself.
yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
My mind hurts. I feel like I drank sand yesterday.
You know summer is almost over when ur school booty calls start hitting u up as if solidifying their spot in drunken mistakes for next semester
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
My last google search of the night was "Things that cost $102.50"
You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
He was making Jim beam nachos. Chips soaked in whiskey with cheese
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
I love the smell of your bedroom. It smells of a mixture of cherries, leather, and unrequited homosexual desire.
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