You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
He said he loved me so I pretended not to hear it because I don't think "I love your penis" was the response he was looking for.
He compared my vagina to the first time he tried cocaine
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
I think that's the first time I've heard someone say "this is the safest way of doing things" while holding half a gallon of jagermeister
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
Even worse we were making a sex tape so our reaction to the condom breaking was recorded.
Yesterday I dumped him, went out for my birthday, hooked up with someone else, and today he still fed my cat. Living with your ex ain't so bad . . .
It sounds like drunken magic sprinkled w narcotics
It's gotten to the point where waking up in my own apartment is a surprise
you asked the cab driver if he wanted to meet your parents, last night.
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