doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
u cheatin on me?
if i did i would try to upgrade babe.
WISH UPON A TAMPON
They constantly get farther than me.
tampons.
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
Someone shattered a urinal.
Can you explain to me later why there's a pirate hat in my bathtub
some chick tossed a drink in your face at the bar last night. your mouth was opened so i think you ended up swallowing at least half of it. good job.
all i could think about while he was eating me out was how pretty his eyelashes were
No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
I mean, that's eating your cake and fucking it too.
Oh, that was the alley that I ate a pine cone in.
And the next thing I knew I was blowing this random hot italian bartender with an uncircumcised penis in his work closet
I realize ur driving andwont read this til u stop, but I'm sleeping in the bed of the pickup. Please don't hit a deer.
I'm sorry, but the bed has won this battle. I got up, changed my shirt, combed my hair, put on some deodorant, and then looked at my bed and got back in
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