i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
i have the same doorman on the day shift as the guyi shacked with has on the night shift. he just laughed at me when i came home this AM. FML
"Morning after" poops are always like, interesting.
All I'm saying, is that being compared to a Muppet is not the end of the world.
No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
you kept yelling at her to "show me your genitals" until the bouncers told us to leave...at which point you showed them YOUR genitals...
please don't ever take me to a strip club again...
she's sitting here naked with heels and a taco.
Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
There should be a rule.......that if you have a small penis you must wear a hat with propellers on it so you can fly the hell off the planet.
Remember that time I got suspended in eighth grade, well it was like that but I was on acid and wearing goggles
Don't be alarmed by all the Dick cakes in the fridge. But please don't eat..i accidentally broke one in half you guys can eat that one. Its labeled free Dick
I didn't want to hook up with him so I just jumped out of bed, yelled "I don't even believe in god!" and ran out of the room
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
We've been staking out a taco bell for 2 hours trying to find last night's one night stand
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