it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
She said she didn't have time to shave "there"
Then she shouldn't have had time to order the lobster.
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
im vomiting on the 4th floor cause no one knows me there
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
while being fingered today, I was told I have an abnormally deep g-spot. Now you know, I am a size queen because of SCIENCE.
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
Just a heads up, the coffee pot is filled with Jager.
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
I found a half-finished mass text from my California weekend that said "things I want to rape: you, things, stuff, and le"
He left his cock-ring in my truck.
Consider it a gay sex souvenir.
She is carving a little coffin out of some wood for her hamster that died. I'm flying home tonight.
im bringing home some absinth and some holy water. one way or another things are going to get spiritual.
My Mini-Van Handjob Milf is leaving the company. I need to find a new job. I can’t handle this place without those handjobs
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