this guy showed up at my house asking for his sword and cape. something tells me i shouldn't drink that much again.
i cant believe u jumped in someones trunk just to get out of talking to me
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
Once you realized you couldn't finish the 30 you started walking down the street and leaving a beer in everyone's mailbox
All he wants to do is masturbate while I sit there with my big toe up his ass that is not even the worst part of it.
So it looks like you may be an uncle real soon. Don't ask how I feel about it and don't text me back.
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
He turned off the music when i walked in and introduced me to everyone. then they gave me jager and made me chug it while holding a giant purple dildo. everything resumed when i finished
Just grabbing my bra from a history teacher's desk in the Humanities building. Maybe I should stop drinking on weeknights
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
The party invite said "this ain't no lame stoplight party, you come to hookup or you don't come" I feel like their honesty deserves out attendance
Not to mention having our pick at the ensuing sausagefest
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
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