what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
he obviously didn't care that i was sleeping and dreaming about ellen degeneres knitting me a christmas sweater.
Every time I get scared about the fact that I'm falling for him I remember that he juggles and is hung like a mastadon and everything is a-ok.
Well some days you just have to get blackout drunk and try to speak Spanish to French Canadian strangers
He's. Duct. Taping. His. Phone. To. The. Wall.
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
YOU'RE FORCING ME TO BLOW A GUY BY NOT ANSWERING MY CALLS
What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
He saved you from those guys at the club, took you home, and made you breakfast. If this isn't your come to Jesus moment IDK what is.
I also fell asleep on the side of a tree so like I hit my lowest point there but it was a good time
Not as bad as when you were sitting in the pond getting fed water
We havent had power for three days. What else is there to do besides drink and fuck? I thought that was obvious.
we should get together and get drunk.
On a Monday?
don't discriminate against mondays.
Randomize
