There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
for halloween i should be pregnant. what is scarier than that?!
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
Note to self: don't jizz on a surface cleaned with Tilex. It WILL turn purple.
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
Saw a dude last night at a strip club's bar eating canned pineapple and giving tootsie pops to the girls...
My boobs are numb because I've been using them as stress balls
Oh my god I'm in a public bathroom with a space heater. I never want to leave
Condoms and Ice Cream, that's all we need.
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
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