if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
Ever got a vibrator stuck in ur hair? Is worse that getting ur hairbrush stuck.
...well that sucks.
You sprayed lysol all over me. You said that my soberness was infecting your night.
Don't worry, your car is safe with me. I am throwing watermelons out of it at mailboxes and hipster kids.
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
We're super invested in me shitting to my full potential
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. She asked how my day was going and it got hard.
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
God damn you Coronavirus! I'm jonesing I got the itch. I would fully satisfy a horse for some Taco Bell or Perkins. God help me I'm going insane but I definitely don't want to get sick.
Shhh embrace your inner whore. Just embrace it.
Randomize
