Whod you bang
Farmville is her only friend.
He came on my face and told me I looked like a gingerbread house.
Almost accidentally stole a baby... explain later
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
he was so high that he wouldn't speak to anybody for like 30 minutes, he'd only gobble, like a turkey.
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
Is it wrong in Austin to talk to the homeless while I feed a bird my chips??
You said that about some fat chick sitting on the base of a lamp post and puking. Downright heroic.
See, it wasn't that I broke my nose having sex. Its that I forgot about the bedposts...
I just saw a fat girl roll down the steps taking out three people with her, thought you should know.....
Did we pole dance in front of my boss last night or was it just me?
Still pimpin that dick in the cornfields. Now it's just transferred to the local bar.
He cannot be your sugar daddy. He looks like a literal hot dog.
Whatever you wanna call it i just wanna get railed tonight
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