I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
if my spotter knew I was listening to the Wicked soundtrack on my iPod, I wouldn't even be mad if he dropped the barbell on my throat
even your uterus rejects him.
apparently my uterus is the smartest part of my body.
in case you havent found it already in honor of Toy story 3 we wrote ANDY on the bottom of your foot while you were passed out on the couch.
Semen is not good for contacts.
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
Let's get really high and wear fake mustaches and try not to laugh at each other...
some people spend their whole lives trying to find their soulmate. who knew mine was hiding in utah successfully balancing a pageant career and a coke habit.
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
dude, we need a reunion soon, my vagina needs a deep massage. The kitty is ready to play
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
My dad told me to bring weed to easter Sunday dinner..
Just got hit on via LinkedIn..do I capitalize on this opportunity/land a job or reply something sassy
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
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