ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
So drunk i had to piss sitting down...
They have to be talking about me. I never heard that statement until I was born.
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
I'm partying with my neighbors right now, and by "with my neighbors" I mean they are partying in their backyard and I'm partying in mine, and by "partying" I mean I'm sitting here alone drinking tequila.
After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
I kept resisting the urge to yell "2 for 2!" so they could hear me on the other side of the wall.
Been awake for 50 some odd hours. I've discovered I can spew out maaaad papers whilst coked out of my face. My roommates probably think I'm dead. Money well spent. You?
The bad news is I fucked my exes girlfriend. The good news is I100% understand why he left me
Last night's dream consisted of you, me, a sauce pan full of cocaine and light sabers. I almost cried when I woke up.
He has an accent, blue cross AND gainful employment. Just saying, he's going to urgent care once I'm done with him
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
Are you rolling a joint while doing homework?
No, I am rolling a joint with my homework.
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