I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
The Mets? Come back? That'd be like Nickelback writing a good song.
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
I'm so high that a hulu ad convinced me to go on healthybaby.com
oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
I think I would be able to remember how to smoke but I can't seem to remember how to breathe.
For my job application I just put "community gardener- personal business" for my previous work experience in place of the neighborhood pot grower/distributor
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
I have full custody of my vagina however you are granted visiting hours
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
Definitely just realized I wore a shirt that says "building leaders for Christ" to a hookup. Roll tide.
I know it's wrong but I'm human. Now get over here, tie me up, feed me pizza and Fuck the crazy out of me. Please.
Randomize
