and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
Sober December ended when I found beer behind my bed...I lost $2000 but spent 6 hours sober. Meet me at the bar?
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
Ok more importantly someone in a chicken costume just stepped in front of my car and started breakdancing...
I need to establish a pattern of dominance early.... I'm like a slutty Cesar Milan
Yup he definitely fell asleep. I'm trying to bone an old man
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
I got frustrated so I just stood up and said take me to bed or lose me forever and banged the first guy who responded show me the way home. Thank you Top Gun.
There is nothing worse then the feeling after you've held in farts all night..
What's his name?
She said it was unconventional for me to yell "Shazam!!" when I came inside her.
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
Today I learned that I have a bigger dick than Draymond Green
I have mastered the art of having sex on monkey bars.
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