idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
he was wearing a tuxedo, i was naked...it's a long story.
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
At one point I went looking for you and found you handcuffed to a chair. I'm pretty sure you handcuffed yourself. I don't know how you got there.
Ya he's the booze devil, like if the black hole and Bermuda triangle joined forces with Captain Morgan
Waiting to interview and found a beer in my purse from last night
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
We watched the first ever season of SNL and fucked for so long. He accidentally punched me in the face, but I mean, John Belushi was the background noise of our sex. I can deal with it.
We did Irish Car Bombs out of butter trays, the influence of the retired community is astounding- I didn't know people even owned more than one butter tray.
COVER ME IN BACON THATS MY FETISH
ACTUALLY ITS NOT, I HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA WHAT AWAKENS THE MONSTER BELOW THE BELT
I found Erin. She's getting a back massage from the coat check boy and drinking all his whiskey.
i just watched a 7 minute video on people making a hot air balloon for their dog and i am a changed person
burned my penis with a sauteed onion again.
it’s about to be september and all i keep thinking is what if i go (another) full calendar year without having sex?
Well it was okay until he pinned my arms over my head and I found the loaded pistol tucked behind the bed... THIS IS WHY WE DON'T FUCK BOYS IN MONTANA ANYMORE
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