wake up i wanna do it froggy style
eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
you were watching the nanny crying, saying I wish I was that thin eating twinkies. THAT DRUNK.
You think they'd ask my permission before turning Pajamarama into an orgy. I saw too many of my friends dicks at once the door got kicked down.
There are now half chewed girl scout cookies plastered to my windshield. Do you know anything about this?
Peeing off the roof of a motel lighting a cigar with matches and speaking fluent spanish with a chilen exchange student...how do iget into these situations?
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
I fell asleep masterbating while watching family guy... This is what happens when girl's night gets canceled
All my interactions with my brother are drug deals at this point
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
fuck whipped cream. I'd eat vegetables off those abs
"We hooked up and in the morning he emailed me his mix tape"
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
I'm eating an ice cream cone and pooping. Don't know how I'm gonna wipe.
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