i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
FYI: telling a guy his dick is more impressive than you remembered it - they don't take it as a compliment.
My saliva right now is around 7.6% alcohol/volume.
I think god invented us with two hands so we can grab an ass and spank it at the same time.
Was so drunk I had to masturbate face up cuz I thought I was gonna be suffocated by the pillows.
Driving home this morning in my minion costume makes me rethink the 0 tint on my windows.
Settled one third of the tab. Am going back for sex. Love you, make friends
Woke up with champagne in my hair and honey mustard on my hands. Strangely, I'm okau with this
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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