belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
vagina is talking i cant
I did the walk of shame to church this morning.
hooker boots and all?
Yep. People looked at me like I was the prodigal daughter returning home. Full of sins but welcome anyway.
Well you really should've thought of that before you painted your walls the same color as your toilet
Remind me in the morning that I've now seen a guy do crack. That actually happened. I'm at the wrong party.
Halfway through she said I was exactly like she imagined. So many things have been stroked this night.
She brought over her portable harddrive and we dueled with porn. This relationship is too beautiful to last.
I pretty much told him I was too sober for this an just walked away and all I heard was "IT'S BECAUSE IM A BAD KISSER ISN'T IT" OVER AND OVER AGAIN
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
Well we can add this to the list of 'where the hell did that bruise come from?'
Caitlin, you were laying in your bed feeding your dog ritz chips and singing a whole new world at 4am loud enough your neighbors came over an asked you to stop.
I love my life
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
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