i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
made out with the bouncer to distract him from how illegitimate my fake id is.
She just used a turkey baster to transfer alcohol from the glass to the bottle. Just thought you should know
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
The frequency that you give me blue balls couldn't be healthy.
Waking up next to a 3 inch puddle of water in my kitchen with a bathing suit on...what the fuck went on lastnight
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
And I might get them triple pierced after that
Damn, I didn't realize you'd declared war on airport metal detectors
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
Today, this cop risk his life to save me from a sink hole but all I could do is laugh, I was so stoned
You know you're high when you find yourself sitting on the floor with the refrigerator door open, talking to various foods. Hand gestures and all.
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
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