accomplished twins. life is a go
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
Talk about the highs and lows of a night out: had a threesome, then got robbed at knifepoint.
Thanks for making breakfast. I usually have cereal and coffee...but i think margaritas and turkey sandwiches could catch on.
We interrupt your regularly scheduled Saturday morning programming with this important announcement: you are not the father. I repeat not the father. Congratulations and have a nice day.
We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
I JUST MADE OUT WITH A BRITISH SOCCER PLAYER. LONG LIVE THE QUEEN. GOD BLESS THAT COUNTRY.
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
HOW DID ALL OF US MISS THE OBVIOUS: I'LL SHAKE YOUR SPEARE
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
Someone drank my pedialite!
YOU drank your pedialite. I watched you chase shots with it!
It was probably the night you were half naked and trying to blow everybody, guy or girl.
this is me we're talking about here. You're going to have to be more specific than that.
He made me spaghetti, gave me wine and I fucked him on the floor, Is that a fair trade of services to you?
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
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