return my video game
So he asked me last night if I would cheer him on while he masturbated...
how should i go about explaining the hickey i drunkenly gave myself last night?
I booked us a cruise for November. Lose 20 pounds and don't cheat on me before then.
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
I asked him how his night was and he sent me a picture of a bottle of Ciroc with a bendy straw...
You know what would make this walk of shame even better? Picking up my cap n gown on the way to my car
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
Hey, so I'm not coming into work til Friday. Some guy I've known for about 8 hours just offered me a free vacation to Maui and bought my plane ticket. He's Aussie so I'm 75% sure he won't murder me
you were holding her above your head singing Circle of Life in what i assume was a Simba reference. then she smacked her head on a bar light and the bouncers kicked you out
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
I am pretty great at coffee and mistakes
at the time fanning him with a dish tray seemed like a good idea but when we found it buried in the dirt the next morning i questioned our judgement. needless to say he still threw up even with the extra breeze.
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