Can i not drive my cunt home
found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
drunk sex in a shower = bad idea broken arm
i just overheard someone saying that they invented the 'tequila mockingbird' last night. sorry, but i found better friends
Did you really just text me at 6:35 in the morning asking where the condoms were? I moved out a year ago.
My brain is foggy with friends reruns and him licking hummus off my tits.
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
I ate shit on a rock, and when I got up this car full of people asked me if I was okay, and I just sprinted away screaming "I am a banana!"
She had an asthma attack and had to stop but insisted on getting me off. It's official she's the one
When I woke up next to him on the living room floor, my glasses were broken and it felt like someone rubbed a cactus all over my vag
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
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