Oh my god he is having a sentimental moment right now.
He just sent me like a really heartfelt confession of love in which he ended with "make the apt, I'll hold your hand while you get your clit pierced."
we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
Im handcuffed to some kid i hardly know. there are no cops involved
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
phil was outside the bar last night, sitting on the ground playing songs on a guitar hero guitar to people walking by for money...best version of free bird ever
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
I just took a shower and found half a cookie melted under my boob. Please tell me there's a reason
My only downfall is that I can only take shots in twos.
Ugh. I guess I'm crying loudly or something. My mom just came in and gave me milk, chocolate, a Xanax, and her weed "for the break up blues". Her ways of affection are so odd.
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
Someone brought brownies to work and I was skeptical to eat one then I remembered I was at work and there is no way there is weed in them. Haha I'm blaming you for that.
You're a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a redhead
Just dropped the most perfectly rolled joint into the toilet I just finished taking a shit in, hadn't even had time to flush, 5 second rule?
No!
Tequila. The ruiner of all good intentions.
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