Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
there was a trapeze. enough said
Please tell me you are a size medium in men's clown onesies and that you forgot them here last night.....
he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
I THINK I JUST JOINED A GANG. PLEASE PICK ME UP.
Singing high school musical songs with an old Russian woman I met on the bus. What are you doing?
Opened my purse to realize I have someone else's birth certificate. What happens to me in college?
I have so many feelings about this burrito
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
I just want to eat chicken fingers and drink beer and smoke in bed with my laptop so I can watch Netflix
So your not doing THAT great with the break up then...
i forgot how loud opening a beer is in a house where your not allowed to drink
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
That married penis I’ve been riding offered to pay off my student loans. I was going to break it off because he has lousy stamina. Is being debt free worth putting up with mediocre sex?
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