This girl is more easily done than said...
Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
the "happy anniversary" cake for my mom and dad is about to turn into the "yeah, that's a hickey, welcome back from italy" cake.
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
i'm crying at olive garden. i've hit rock bottom
Just deleted any ex boyfriends and potential lovers from my phone in preparation for Vegas...
It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
No he didn't understand the sequence...then I started texting him these texts with vagina strategically spelt correctly in jumbles of letters.
you pushed her into a kiddie pool and knocked out her front teeth... and you still managed to get laid. what. the. fuck.
My head is pounding and I need an ice pack for my vag. Successful friendsgiving!
This is my gift to your gina
I have an empty apartment, Chinese food, and fresh batteries in my vibrator. There's nothing on this earth that could lure me out tonight.
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
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