I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
I'm glad the dog doesn't judge me for doing leftover lines and watching George of the Jungle at 10 am
For someone only wearing socks and a cast, I felt reallyy overdressed
I sat on the ground outside wawa chain smoking and telling two strangers about my sex life. I also accepted Rick James Bitch and Celine Dion as their names.
Hahah fuck. I keep looking to make sure that stupid line doesn't show up when my guards are down. Babies can sense fear.
Somebody really needs to come home and pick up the used condom from the middle of the wood room floor. It's blue, if that helps decide who comes - uh, home.
The guy I blew last night was pierced in multiple places. I had to use extra caution to avoid my temporary filling.
I say camping because "let's go get hammered in the woods" sounds kinda fucking weird to be honest.
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
He couldn't give me an orgasm, but he did give me a UTI.
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
I’ve got a closet full of cosplay outfits and horny boytoy to help me ride out this pandemic
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