as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
you were licking his little sister's watercolors and trying to paint with your tongue.
The only person who has seen my penis more than that girl, is that girl's sister.
My mom seriously just told me my insurance company pays for rehab. In an email. I expect a real, not just us joking, intervention coming on. I'm not accepting a "lunch date" with that bitch.
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
She told me my parents were awesome for leaving me uncircumcised...
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
I have never heard someone not give a fuck so poetically in my life. I feel like you should be leading men into battle with a speech like that
On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome
And then I remembered we banged to Beethoven & I was like you will never get this ass again
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but yours is no longer the biggest penis I've seen. It is however, still the prettiest.
Tell me why I woke up with your dads construction shirt on, nothing else, and had jelly donuts with a note from a girl named cathryn that said "we had a kinky night with peanut butter". p.s. Im by the layin by the lawnmower
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