Just figured out how to smoke weed with a toaster.
Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
my sisters under your porch take her home
I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
I walk of shamed back from his dorm in costume while his dad and brother were waiting outside to drive him home. his dad apologized to me. my life never gets old.
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
WHY ARE YOU SMOKING WEED WHEN YOU JUST HAD A STROKE. AND MORE IMPORTANTLY WHY ARE YOU DOING IT WITHOUT ME.
There's always a certain something about a day that begins with your panties in your purse.
If we order a pizza and I contribute 9 cents, is that fair?
Well, my eyeball is red and the rest of my eye is black. Oh the joys of drinking with u. PS- I laid in a pile of sawdust. it was ok at the time.
Just laying in bed, snuggling my cat, and pondering whether I'd like to attend a swingers party this evening...
Such a big mess for such a small penis
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
Is it acceptable to bring pot to a funeral or am I going to have to do this shit sober?
As you were falling you yelled out, "save my burrito!" Priorities
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