I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
and this is why I hate my dad. He got 25x more angry with me when I wanted to drive a different route then he suggested to get to his house (more scenic- thus more enjoyable) then he did when I told him I was driving drunk with 4 people in the car and I got my 5th speeding ticket last night.
guys are only as good as the porn they watch
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
And I just want to be like your tongue is not a FUCKING sword
You were so proud of your stupid "magic trick" but all you did was piss on the couch. don't talk to me for a few days.
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
He sent me a flaccid dick pic from the bathroom at the bar and he said I'm sorry it's not all hard and good looking. Props to him - I did ask for a pic.
That awkward moment when you hear your boss yelling during sex while you're on her couch eating Easy Mac.
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
I miss your drunken presence, and strong odor of hard liquor and potent weed.
I just apologized to a wet floor sign i walked into.
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
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