So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
I'm home alone watching The Hills seasons, eating pickles and drinking straight rye. I just googled "how to make friends". Probably not the most pro-active solution. Help.
I can tell how much and what I drank by my morning shits
My brother brings gifts into my room to wrap them. It's a pizza cutter and a box of condoms..
he peed everywhere. it's like having a puppy.
I told my mom I had sex with him and even SHE was proud. Now that's saying something.
Fuuuuck. Forgot it's October. FYI scarecrows are gonna fuck you up when you're driving high
I'll have to explain it to you tonight when i call drunk. It will sound better
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
And I'm not sure if that's how you pluralize penis. Never planned on needing to know that in my life.
If your mother gets up on the bar again, I will. The bouncer already had a talk with her earlier.
Just turned your apartment into a democracy and were voting on who takes shots next
I wasn't a groupie because I didn't carry his guitar home
She just started crying. With my dick still inside her. Something about her grandpa.
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