The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
Helping a hot freshman girl move in = 2 hours of my life One bottle of cheap vodkas = $10 Watching her do the walk a shame on her first morning away from home = Priceless
her cat watched me eat her out... I would use the alternate term for both of those things but it's too weird.
The waiter to-go cupped my bloody mary without me even asking. THAT hungover.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
I just saw a girl on crutches doing a walk of shame. She is either super dedicated, or her night didn't go as planned.
I'm not sure that our 12-years-ago-high-school-"relationship," and 179 texts in the last 4 hours is gonna be enough to squeeze a naked smartphone picture of me. I'm gonna need some chicken wings or Makers Mark before that starts happening.
i went to the 24h massage place last night and brought down the price for a hand job from $50 to $12.75 and half the big mac left in my bag.
For the record, rock bottom is where you start crying during porn because your ex used to slap your ass like that.. Continue on with your day now.
I know the wedding is going to be a good time, I don't have to wear a bra with my dress
In the middle of pounding my asshole he stopped and said, "do you want to get breakfast after this?"
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
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