Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
They had a "who can aim further away from the toilet" contest. I'm now washing piss off my ceiling.
After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
tell that swedish kid i didnt take his shotgun. he GAVE it to me.
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
Admit it. It's a brilliant plan with hundreds of possible repercutions.
Understatement of the year.
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
We tried to hook you up with a girl but you said you'd rather fuck the large muscular black man because "At least he'd be tight". He was the bouncer, he heard you.
Can we just smoke a few bowls and eat grilled cheese while drunk in our hotdog suits at 9am ?
For real, I've been ditched by my boyfriend twice today alone. I fucking shaved for this guy.
Somewhere out there, Gloria Steinem just started to cry.
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
Randomize
