am i at home because theres a dig starrrrring at me and i dont know wit plus i haer sirens. run fast.
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
Next sat night Titanic party. Bring your floaties, trashy necklaces, and a large lung capacity. This ship is going downnnnnnn.
I just saw a black chick with an eyepatch. This is a once in a lifetime opportunity.
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
Next time a random bus filled with santas pulls up to the bar, I'm not getting on it.
Dude the little bong I just got fits nicely in the cup holder in my car. The gods approve of my habits.
She was dressed as a banana and told me that I needed more potassium in my diet. Of course I went down on her.
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
Putting a bow on your dick doesn't make it a real present
He called out my ex's name during sex.
Alex is a pretty common unisex name.
It was the same Alex. I asked.
ugffhh I have work in 4 hours and have recieved zero sleep, seeing that I'm trapped in the arms of a snoring bear man. can't. breathe. lost in the forestry of his chest hair.
Randomize
