I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
Just saw some guy walking down the street rapping about various types of pasta.
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
I have new birth control, three bottles of jack, and some coupons for micky d's. You wanna have that sleepover?
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
Remember when we saw my neighbor taking dick pics of himself? He's back at it!
There's gotta be a lawn gnome full ecstasy around here somewhere. And by golly I will find it
Well my dad thinks I wake up at 3 or 4 am every day. Really it is just all the booty calls, but I'm glad he thinks I am so motivated
His name sounds so important....sounds like the name of my future baby daddy to me.
Should I go sleeveless of strapless?
Hmmm, it doesn't matter. You're gonna be topless by the end of it.
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
It's been three years since Kelly shit in the to go box that we put in Sam's mailbox after we broke up. Considering Sam and I are friends again, should I finally tell him?
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