Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
Do you think there is vodka in heaven?
you let me eat a milky way from your vagina. G is not lettin you hang out for eternity
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
i just yelled "run, its godzirra!" to an asian kid who looked confused by the tornado alarm test
i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
He tried to blame not having a condom on the economy.
I'm gonna laugh so hard when we're both married with families
That statement alone makes me laugh so hard.
I legit just said "vaginal access denied" then told him his password hint was "tequila shots"
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
tell her i changed her phone's unlock password to be the length of my fully erect penis in centimeters. I'll be in my room for the next two hours.
Bro, she said my penis was the best thing to happen to her mouth since teeth.
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
So we hooked up and then instead of texting me, he endorsed me on LinkedIn for Microsoft Word a few days later
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
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