i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
I just had someone call me out on a walk of shame via megaphone
then I woke up and felt a boner that wasn't even mine. never taking 3am vodka again
woke up on my stairs with half a hot dog beside me and the last text I sent was "i make hot dog in toasTer" .
Just had a serious bathroom emergency at walmart a and it appears that i ate a taco bell burrito wrapper last night
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
You are a piece of meat with a side of awesome to me.
This gem of a conversation has been brought to you be weed
Say what you want about my van, but I've got more action there than in my apartment. A body pillow and a joint still go a long way!
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
you have 30 seconds to convince me not to grab this guy's crotch in front of his girlfriend
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