Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
Sometimes he's such a bitch I forget that he's not actually a girl. Last night I asked him if I could borrow a tampon.
He had some in his pocket. That was weird.
All I know is it had something to do with a plunger and tuna salad. I'm done. I'm quitting my job.
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
you read me verses from the beginners bible until my answering machine finally ran out of time and cut you off.
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
Im trying to find an appropriate gift to your mom for getting both you and your sister on birth control within a week, any suggestions?
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
You know your in for a great weekend when you buy the booze already in crutches
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
When I finally came to, I was in the DJ booth wearing his headphones while he was spinning. That's all I got.
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
It's officially "let him eat me out in a sundress with no panties" season. Needless to say the first date was a success.
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