How was your Memorial Day?
Don't remember... but I do have an American flag painted on my boob signed by a Staff Sargent... Oh God, I hope that's his military rank and not a nick name.
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
the girl sitting next to me in class is using her birth control box as a ruler
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
I feel like if you stuck me in a room with all my old toys it'd be the best high ever.
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
i am one UTI away from banning your fingers from my vagina
I mean, that's eating your cake and fucking it too.
Everything was cool till you started pissing while standing at the bar
HOW MANY BOYS NOT ONLY APPROVE OF YOUR PLAN TO BECOME POCAHONTAS, BUT WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DO IT RIGHT? One, the answer is one, and he is the best and if anyone ever tries to steal him I can assure you they will never be heard from again
I know that you sometimes make decisions based on comedic effect, but losing your virginity shouldn't be one of them.
His pet bird was perched ON HIS DICK.
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