I then asked the hardee's employee: mam, do you mind if i pay 75 cents in cash and then put the 1.13 on my debit card.
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
Fuck now we have to have sex
What?
In a bet, need to win
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
Gonna bang his former student. Clearly I am winning this breakup.
6 beers and it feels like I've been drinking water... Daiquiri time
Boats looked like robot pelicans and time was slow and now im on wipe out
also karaoke with swedish 7yr old and drunk 50yr old = best idea ever
My bathroom smells like artichokes and absinthe. I am naming a perfume after you and using the money to buy new towels.
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
Just for the record, I did not have sex in your bed. Happy 4th of July.
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
dude you pointed at my dad's crotch and said I'd tap that. I didn't even know you were gay.
Randomize
