guy from last night has fluorescent crocs in his closet. judging by the rest of his clothes he doesn't wear them in an ironic way
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
I have diapers under my sink. trying to convince myself to use them.
Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
Also I legit had a girl at my bar crying tonight saying to her friend "why did he have to take his top off ?"
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
When did i become the Rickety Cricket of my own life?
What am I doing? I'm usually only attracted to horrible people.
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
Come over here. Bongs and porn. I found the promised land
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