At least we lost an hour tonight! Less time to make a fool of myself
the roller ball on my blackberry is the closest i've come to touching a clit in 2 years.
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
Found her laying down in a booth in iHop. She's a keeper.
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
This guy in a neck brace is ordering bottle service at the strip club. Not sure whether to applaud his commitment or scorn his addiction. It's a draw.
I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
He was so drunk he was throwing the bowling balls into other lanes on purpose. He still beat my high score thought.
It felt as i were a pad of butter melting onto a piece of toast.
If my penis could make facial expressions, it would constantly have a smile on.
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
If this were a real emergency kilted men wielding claymores and riding giant badgers would hve rescued said Guinness. So clearly this is just a hypothetical
I am no longer and illegal Moonshiner. I just made thousands of gallons of incredibly High test alcohol with police watching and waiting for thare couple of jugs so that they can bring home and disinfect their houses with it. I'm fat with money at the moment.
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