Blackout barefoot maybe pregnant
Good decisions....
Just got blue box Mac and cheese things are looking up
they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
What are you drinking?
Shitty Coors light. OM NOM NOM TASTES LIKE HIGH SCHOOL
WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
I wont touch it. I promise i wont touch it. JUST GET UNDER THE DAMN TABLE PLEASE.
He shouted my World of Warcraft name while we were having sex, and he was sober.
So another one of your girlfriends from middle school had a baby. Thank god you are gay, otherwise you would definitely be a dad by now.
I feel like this has turned into my work. But if I get paid sitting under a desk, that's perfectly fine with me.
Was there a condom involved? Because he was saying he wanted a kid. Repeatedly.
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
I was on the verge of being completely over him and then he went and made his Instagram not private... ITS LIKE HE KNEW
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
Turns out I screen transfered my streaming trucker restroom porn vid to the downstairs neighbors'TV instead of my own, damn you chromecast
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